I'm baaaaack! Thanks to all of you well-wishers, it was appreciated.
Why is it that all things internet make me nuts? If I could go back in time, I'd get a degree in IT so I'd be able to follow conversations with my web person. I mean seriously, how many times can I grunt "huh?" in one sentence?
Apparently a lot. A whole lot. Poor guy, tried for a while to walk me through the steps to fix a glitch in my system. Except it isn't a glitch, it's more like a problem I created - several problems actually - when the websites went up. Because I don't speak IT.
It would be wonderful to go in with my trusty codes and tell the pages what I wanted them to do. Instead, I just sit and hope that the pages won't get screwed up when IT guy is too busy to take my bacon out of the fire. I admire people with internet skills. Hell, it took me a week to learn to Skype. Took my daughter less than 30 minutes. So not fair.
Which brings me to the question . . . if you could be anything at all (assume you have the skill or talent to do it), what/who would you be? I used to think I'd love to be a concert pianist. Now I'm really thinking I'd like to be Penelope on Criminal Minds. I'd love to be a wicked good hacker. I'd snoop around; find out who really killed JFK; transfer money from an illegal offshore account into my pathetic checking account; just your basic hacker joy ride.
How about you?